JOB SEARCH

A: Good morning! Agenda Agency. May i help you/
B: Hi, Im calling about your job search workshops.
A: sure, they run weekdays from three to nine.
B: What i would like to know is how the address they address the question of transferable skills?
A: Oh absolutely. We do that on day 5 of the program.
B: We help prospective employees explore there original field as well as related employment.
A: Really! Now, i have trouble with resume writing and telephone skills in general. Are they covered in the        training?
A: We can teach you anything for a reasonable fee.
B: What? I thought it is all free?
A: Phew, okay.Sign me up for Monday morning, okay?


A: Trillium Employment Consultants. Govindasamy here.
B: Hello, I am interested in your job access programs.
A: We have an Express Employment course every day.
B: I am hoping that you would have lots of mock interviews.
A: You are in luck. We do that every Thursday.
B: I am also looking for job placement opportunities in the community, something that gives me a foot in the      door.
A: Sure. We do that as well.
B: And what about computer skills? I think i need to know how to make a LinkedIn ant Twitter profile.
A: That be an additional $450 before tax.
B: You can not be serious. I can not pay that much.
A: I am just kidding. You got any other questions?
B: Nope, I just need and Advil.


A: Macroskills Jobber. How can i help you?
B: Good morning. I am curious to know more about your upcoming job acquisition courses.
A: Our classes run in the evenings.
B: Great! Do you do anything classified ads, Craiglist, Kijiji and the like?
A: Sure, that is in the curriculum.
B: I think what i really need is an opportunity for job shadowing. Do you have that/
A: Definitely! We specialize in that. That is how our grads get advance access into their careers of choice.
B: Of course, you would have the usual as well- phone interviews, cover letters, resumes, the whole shebang
A: That would cost $500 more.
B: Whoa! No way!
A: Ha, gotcha! Anything else?
B: Do you serve caviar and champagne over lunch?